July 1, 2009

July 1st in the United States...hummm...what to do?...Blame Canada!

Living in the U.S. current most people here haven't heard much about Canada since...well this:

on this the 142nd anniversary of the Union of Canada (roughly modern day Ontario and Quebec), Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick I'll give you one better:

Times have changed, our kids are geting worse.
They won't obey their parents: they just wanna fart and curse!
Should we blame the government, or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

NO! Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan,
He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,
but now when I see him, he tells me to (expletive) myself

Blame Canada, Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
All their hockey hubbabaloo
And that (expletive) Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
the Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us

Happy Canada Day

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